The Nugget Manifesto: A Declaration of War on Boring
Listen up, turdlings. We didn’t claw our way out of the sewer just to make “cute novelty gifts.” No. Butt
September 14, 2025
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Butt Nuggets
Born from the comedic genius art of prank mastery and fueled by a deep love of all things nasty and hilarious, we create the messiest, most savage gag gifts and prank kits you always wanted but didn’t have the balls to tackle on your own – insert our Poop Pushers!
Because who doesn’t have a little poop-powered chaos in their life that needs a good dose of karma?!
Butt Nuggets are for the bold, the brave, and the downright bada@#.
If you’re here for laughs, you’re family. If you’re here to judge, well… we’re too busy dropping nuggets to care.
HIT US UP NOW TO
Kick Off the Sh!tStorm
Get the Dirt on Our Crap
What the actual heck ARE Butt Nuggets?
Glad you asked, poop enthusiast. Butt Nuggets are your one-stop shop for hilarious, disgusting, and downright savage prank gifts that’ll have your friends laughing — or gagging. From poop-shaped figurines to stink bombs, glitter bombs, and everything in between, we bring the stink to your prank game – and of course ACTUAL POOP!
Is this stuff really safe? Like, will I get arrested?
Sh!t yes, it’s safe — and 100% legal! Our poop nuggets are the real deal, carefully packaged to prank the heck outta your friends without landing you in jail. No toxic sludge here, just expertly handled, totally legit stink bombs that’ll have ’em screaming, laughing, and maybe gagging — all above board and prank-approved. So go ahead, stink responsibly.
Can I return a Butt Nugget?
Uh, returns? That’s a NOPE, sorry. These bad boys are final sale because once you unleash the stink, there’s no taking it back. But if your package arrived damaged or totally wrong, holler at us — we’ll make it right.
Stink Responsibly — bc YOU are responsible for YOUR shenanigans!
By browsing, buying, or using our products or services, you are agreeing to play by our rules. If you can’t handle that, feel free to click that little “X” in the corner and go knit a sweater instead. Click here to learn more about age requirements, jerks, side effects, whining, legal stuff, and the bottom line. We’re here for laughs, not lawsuits. Use Butt Nuggets responsibly, keep it legal, and remember—if you’re not laughing, you’re doing it wrong.
This isn’t a subscription. It’s a lifestyle choice. Buy one for you and one for your bestie, frenemy, ex, or rated G poo lovin’ littles! Cancel anytime, but let’s be real—why plug the flow when the fun is this messy?
We’re not here to whisper sweet nothings—we’re here to unload pure, unfiltered chaos straight into your mailbox.
The Diarrhea of the Mouth Subscription is…
Butt Nuggets’ monthly dump of savage humor, petty treasures, and prank-fueled nonsense designed to keep your sass game strong and your friends questioning their life choices.
Pick your poison: whether you’re dabbling in Scat Chat, running your mouth like a pro in Sh!t Talker, going full savage with Verbal Diarrhea, or sniffing out trouble with Scooby Poo, every box is loaded with a crap storm of fun—micro turds, prank gear, sarcastic lists, unsolicited advice, collector crap, and random WTF goodies we thought you’d ‘appreciate.
Scat Chat
Verbal Diarrhea
Sh!t Talker
Scooby Poo
No frills, just send the sh!t now
Send Some Sh!t
Roast by post! Drop a Nug delivers poop (yep, poop) straight to their door—sealed, shocking, and hilariously savage. Perfect for frenemies, exes, or anyone who deserves a little “what the…?” in their mailbox. You’re welcome!
Subscription to Diarrhea of the Mouth
Monthly subscription that doesn’t just push boundaries, it kicks them in the teeth. Every month, we hand-pack a glorious pile of sass, snark, turd trinkets, and just the right amount of chaos into a box that lands right in your mailbox (or in the hands of your bestie, frenemy, boss, or ex. Petty revenge or just a dang good laugh, we’ve got the goods to make their day… and totally ruin it at the same time.
Pranks
Unleash chaos, cringe, and cackles with every box. Glitter bombs, cringe mail, stink, and shock—everything you need to ruin someone’s day (in the best way). Instant mischief, maximum legend points, zero apologies.
Novelties and Gag Gifts
Hilarious. Evil. Unapologetic novelties. Poop stress balls, adoptable pet poos, Emotional Support Poos, the SAVAGE Burn Book—gifts that humiliate, amuse, and remind everyone you don’t play nice.
CringMail
All-in-one chaos kits. Mess, mayhem, and minor heartbreak included. Open at your own risk; chaos is guaranteed.
Turd-tacular Seasons
Forget boring traditions. Celebrate every holiday with stinky, savage, and ridiculous fun that makes memories—messy, chaotic, and unforgettable.
BURN THEIR BRAIN
The Burn Box 2.0 - Savage. Unhinged.
Say it. Sing it off-key. Cackle like the unhinged legend you are. The Burn Box 2.0 isn’t just a video book—it’s 8GB of pure, unapologetic revenge. Photos, videos, audio—every embarrassing, incriminating, “how dare they?” moment you can throw at someone, compiled into a nightmare they can’t escape.
Weddings? Roast ’em. Birthdays? Humiliate ’em. Random Tuesday? Make them question every life choice. Permanent mental scars, zero apologies. This is you, unleashed, immortalized, and absolutely savage.
Add a dose of smack attack
Meet The Clapback Bear
Don’t let the fluff fool you—this innocent plush is your tiny, dead-eyed chaos courier. 20 seconds of pure, unapologetic clapback: insults, confessions, creepy laughs, or threats to eat their last slice of pizza. Whisper sweet nothings? Meh. Unleash savage truth bombs?
We’ll load it with whatever chaos your heart—or twisted sense of humor—desires. Perfect for revenge, romance, or completely wrecking family game night. Squeeze responsibly; world domination may ensue.
EVEN MORE STANKY SASS
Embarrassing envelopes. Scathing letters from Dr. Poo (because someone needs a truth bomb). Potato roasts—yep, we write savage messages without holding back on those starchy little sins. Delivered straight to their door, guaranteed to make them squirm, sweat, and question every life choice.
CringMail
Mortify Me Mail
Envelopes so embarrassing they scream before you even open them. Bold, shameless, and guaranteed to make mailboxes blush.
Dr. Poo
Need to tell someone the cold, hard truth?
Have something you need to tell someone but don’t want your name smeared all over the fallout…enter Dr. Poo—your anonymous messenger of savage reality checks. From “Your vag stinks yo!” to “Fix those teeth already!” Dr. Poo delivers the message they NEED to hear, wrapped in stink and secrecy. Brutal honesty without the blowback.
We write it. We mail it. You vanish like a ghost. Awkward, hilarious, petty, or painfully true—whatever savage truth you’ve been dying to unleash, we deliver it straight to their doorstep. No witnesses. No regrets. Just pure, unfiltered chaos.
Potato Roast
This isn’t just mail. This is carb-loaded carnage.
Ever wanted to tell someone they’re a half-baked waste of oxygen, but Hallmark doesn’t quite capture your vibe? Enter: Potato Roast. A custom-inscribed lumpy starch grenade of shame shipped straight to their mailbox.
Your go-to for fresh crap every week
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